Students Who Don't Give A S***

Oh, The Onion. How I love you so. Good question. How do we accommodate students that just don't give a flying f**k?

In The Know: Are Tests Biased Against Students Who Don't Give A Shit?

A Cure For The Annoyingly Cheerful

Finally! Something that can be done about the annoyingly cheerful people in this world that get in the way of all of my cynicism! Granted, it's from that satirical bunch over there at The Onion, but at least it gives me hope that there will one day be a cure for those who just can't stop being so darned excited over everything.

FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful